We Don't Care

Rosie O' Donnell went through a bout of depression after the Columbine shootings. She stayed inside, cried a lot, and din't go out, doing all of us outside a huge favor.

Thanks to antidepressants and yoga, Rosie is better. That's right, the screaming argument-picking loudmouth is happy with herself the way she is now, can you imagine how messed up she was before the medication?

Now she says that by swinging upside down from a chair,she relaxes. I'm no slender reed, but if I weighed what Rosie weighed, I wouldn't test the holding power of a device when I swung back and forth like a wild pendulum.