Different Thoughts

"Support the Troops" means all the time,not just when you're smearing liberals. Of course, it would have more meaning if some of YOU had served.

If Mike Barnicle is a truth teller, why did he have to steal from other writers; dead writers?

If Newt Gingrich were anymore transparent, he would have to bathe with Windex. He failed "God's standards" long before he shagged his intern. I think negotiating a divorce with someone holding a chemo IV in their arm meets the standard of GOP moral hypocrisy.

How's leading that peace settlement with the Blood and Crips working out for Laura Bush? Maybe they heard her say there was only "one bombing a day" in Iraq and figured out that she needed help more than any South Central teenager.

How does an obese, chain smoking gambling addicted racist like Bill Bennett get to spout "do's and don'ts" to everyone else? It's like getting nutrition tips from Dom DeLuise.

If Barack Obama does not have enough experience to be president, how does Bush obtain work above production assistant on access cable?

How's that Middle East peace mission working out for Karen Hughes, the Judge Crater of the Bush administration?

Remember when faggot meant a pile of sticks? If you do, then you're three hundred years old.

What happened to Dennis Miller? We all have to make a living, but wow!
I know the check clears, but sitting next to O'Reilly as validation is not worth it. I knew you when you had a soul, get it back.

Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert are the best pundits on television, and we are freer for their presence.

Remember the fat four-eyed Nazi whose hand burned open at the end of "Raiders of the Lost Ark"? Now think of Karl Rove. Huh? Huh?

Happy birthday, Cassie...you are the best kid we could have ever wished for.