HOW COME....?

Nobody on the right tells James Dobson to screw off?

I'm the only one who thinks Joe Lieberman is a self serving wreck of a senator?

Russert didn't mention that Tom Delay is under indictment when he appeared on "Meet the Press"?

Good comics bomb at D.C. political events and crappy ones kill?

Alan Colmes hasn't hit anyone at Fox with a chair?

Ollie North gets on the air?

Nobody in the GOP realizes Bush isn't a conservative?

Hillary Clinton exerts some influence on her husband,she is an emasculating bitch, but Giuliani wants his wife sitting in on cabinet meetings,and love is in the air?

Chris Matthews can talk like he's insane and it makes him a pundit?

Bush doesn't know it's over?

No one will give us an update on Mrs. Bush's work with the Crips and Bloods in Los Angeles?

How about an update on Karen Hughes peacekeeping efforts in the Middle East?

The devil hasn't collected yet on his debt with Dick Cheney?

Rosie O' Donnell hasn't looked at Roseanne for how a successful middle aged television icon should behave?

Take One For The Team---Nah!!!!

Remember Alberto Gonzales last year, and the year before that? Remember how cocky he was? How defiant, how condescending, how---well,frankly---snotty?
This is the man who scoffed at the convention of Geneva. This is the man who told Congress (a Republican Congress at that) to send up the issues they wanted to discuss,and the White House would let them know which ones they wanted to discuss with you. This is the man who prepared the clemency decisions for one hundred and fifty nine death row appellants in Texas, a state that screws poor defendants unlike anything since a debtors prison. How many poor people of color had their last wisp of hope stepped on by an ass kissing flunky whizzing the papers past the Governor?
Gonzales became so accustomed to lying that when he said he could barely spell U.S. Attorney, let alone fire one, his most recently fired aide said "not so fast,Papi". He knew of them, he was briefed on them, and he signed off of them. Now, in my world, that deal where you lie to Congress while under oath is perjury. That's why Bush doesn't want Rove testifying under oath in public. On the other hand, why worry? Do you think Rove wouldn't lie to save his own ass? He'll start babbling that he just escaped kidnappers who had replaced him with his evil twin. Could an evil man dance like I did last night, he queried? Got ya! Only an evil man would bring that moment up, damn you Karl!

Yeah,She's Fat

The other day Glenn Beck and the guy on his show who wishes he was Glenn Beck spent some time broadcasting the fact that Rosie O' Donnell is fat.
Glenn, (and Glen jr.) we know she's fat. She knows she's fat. If he's hugged her, Stevie Wonder knows she's fat.
What of it? Glenn, you look fat too. I think there's probably a tire around the belt rim. Newt Gingrich is fat, and how he attracts a mate above the specie of one cell amazes me.
Rush Limbaugh is fat. Michael Savage is fat. When Savage called Diane Sawyer a "whore", you didn't mention that quote or Savage's girth. When Limbaugh abased Michael J. Fox, you didn't mention the spew came from a man whose pounds are only surpassed by his racism.
Rosie is loud, pushy, overbearing, and occasionally mean, and some of that may be related to her self image. Whatever the reason, her diatribe didn't make fun of a man and the disease which is killing him. Whatever the reason, she was not cheating on her spouse while castigating another person for the same misdeed. Whatever the reason, she is a not a single male living in the gayest city in North America while feeling repulsed by gay people (maybe Savage is looking a little Haggard, if you know what I mean).
By the way, Elizabeth Hasselbeck is almost thirty, and if she can't take criticism without crying, she should quit. I cannot begin to tell you what c you could say to me for what she's getting paid. Grow up.

Talking Radio: Dennis Miller's Underwhelming Station Lineup

Talking Radio: Dennis Miller's Underwhelming Station Lineup

No Newt is Good Newt

Let me be plain spoken. Newt Gingrich is a complete load of crap.

1)He negotiated a divorce while his wife was receiving chemotherapy.

2)He negotiated a divorce while his next wife suffered from MS.

3)He was castigating Bill Clinton's personal behavior while he was sleeping with his intern, whom he later married, a woman young enough to be his daughter.

4)He attacked Jim Wright for financial improprieties and then got millions to publish his book.

5)He confessed his adultery to James Dobson, and rationalized it as the behavior of a "fallen Christian".

Newt, you are a nineties figure, out of touch, out of date, and hopefully out of time.

If he and Bill Bennett had an act, it could nourish the crops worldwide.

Rosie,Rosie,Rosie

I knew it was over for Rosie's castmates on "TheView" when someone besides O' Donnell started to speak and Rose reprimanded her by saying "the mother hen is speaking".
If you look at Rosie's face, her mouth is smiling, here eyes are not--never are.
If you made your co-host cry, wouldn't you change your behavior, do you HAVE to keep behaving in a manner that makes that person cry,is there no other way to conduct a dialogue?
Now Rosie is spouting off about 9/11 theories. She is becoming Lenny Bruce, howling in the wind with no criticism, because control freaks cannot brook criticism.
Do you think Rosie could conduct a civil interview with Ann Coulter? Granted, Coulter is a beast, but could Rosie allow some self control?

Spineless

Isn't it amazing that Bush is so terrible a leader that I long for Nixon?
He is as close to mentally unstable as I have seen in this office.
Entitled mediocrity, the Bush family, beneficiaries of family fortunes culled from the horror of the Nazi war world.
Cheney, whom history will hunt down and slay.Cheney, who needed a war to offset his record at Halliburton of being the Great Bankrupter.
Cheney, who got every moment of this war wrong.
Cheney, who moved the earth to avoid not just Vietnam, but military service altogether.
So did I, but I don't have the blood and arms and legs of thousands of Americans on my hands.
By the way, how's Mrs. Bush's work with the gangs of South Central panning out? I ask because I have yet to see a photo op of her with a Blood or a Crip.
While I'm at it, how's Karen Hughes working out in the Middle East? There's nothing Arabs like more than a tall blonde woman from Texas in a pantsuit.
Mrs. Bush, the Joker called, he wants his smile back.
I haven't heard from Bush's mother in a while. I guess she bagged her limit on vile bitchy old lady spewings.
Who WON'T John McCain kiss up to?
Is the definition of insanity repeating the same behavior in hope of getting a different result? So, if you think you're always right, you're insane, right? So,uh,Rush,Levin,Sean,y' know? At least Sean was polite to Cindy Sheehan,impressively so.
If Diane Sawyer's husband punched Michael Savage in the mouth for calling his wife a whore, would he sue him under his real name,Mickey Weiner?

Tony Dungy's Beliefs

Everybody loves Indianapolis Colts coach Tony Dungy. He seems to be a quiet, intelligent, thoughtful family man. Last year, when his son committed suicide, the world ached for him. This year, his team won the Super Bowl, and a part of Tony we hadn't seen so much of came out: the ultra religious side.
Before his teams became so good, I don't remember him invoking his belief system with so much regularity. It makes me nervous to see this, because if the Lord is guiding the NFL, then the Lord loves HGH.
Now Tony is receiving a reward from the Indiana Family Institute, a group that has honored Ken Starr and thinks that gays should not have families. That's what these bigots mean when they say Dungy is pro-family. It means he is against gay marriage. In fact, if gays didn't want to get married the IFI wouldn't exist,because they would have no cause for which to suck money out of a member's wallet.
I wish Dungy all the best, and I hope his pain from such a loss heals completely. I also hopes he keeps his personal opinions about a segment of society that has never done anything to him or his to himself. He may not know it, but every time he speaks out on gay marriage, he feeds a fire that fools have stoked. Besides, how does a man who oversees muscular young men who shower together a hundred times a year get uptight about homosexuals?

Different Thoughts

"Support the Troops" means all the time,not just when you're smearing liberals. Of course, it would have more meaning if some of YOU had served.

If Mike Barnicle is a truth teller, why did he have to steal from other writers; dead writers?

If Newt Gingrich were anymore transparent, he would have to bathe with Windex. He failed "God's standards" long before he shagged his intern. I think negotiating a divorce with someone holding a chemo IV in their arm meets the standard of GOP moral hypocrisy.

How's leading that peace settlement with the Blood and Crips working out for Laura Bush? Maybe they heard her say there was only "one bombing a day" in Iraq and figured out that she needed help more than any South Central teenager.

How does an obese, chain smoking gambling addicted racist like Bill Bennett get to spout "do's and don'ts" to everyone else? It's like getting nutrition tips from Dom DeLuise.

If Barack Obama does not have enough experience to be president, how does Bush obtain work above production assistant on access cable?

How's that Middle East peace mission working out for Karen Hughes, the Judge Crater of the Bush administration?

Remember when faggot meant a pile of sticks? If you do, then you're three hundred years old.

What happened to Dennis Miller? We all have to make a living, but wow!
I know the check clears, but sitting next to O'Reilly as validation is not worth it. I knew you when you had a soul, get it back.

Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert are the best pundits on television, and we are freer for their presence.

Remember the fat four-eyed Nazi whose hand burned open at the end of "Raiders of the Lost Ark"? Now think of Karl Rove. Huh? Huh?

Happy birthday, Cassie...you are the best kid we could have ever wished for.

We Don't Care

Rosie O' Donnell went through a bout of depression after the Columbine shootings. She stayed inside, cried a lot, and din't go out, doing all of us outside a huge favor.

Thanks to antidepressants and yoga, Rosie is better. That's right, the screaming argument-picking loudmouth is happy with herself the way she is now, can you imagine how messed up she was before the medication?

Now she says that by swinging upside down from a chair,she relaxes. I'm no slender reed, but if I weighed what Rosie weighed, I wouldn't test the holding power of a device when I swung back and forth like a wild pendulum.

Hey,Look at Me!!!!!

What do you do to gain attention when you are not worth listening to? What do you to be listened to if what you say pleases none but the politically vile? Don't ask me, ask Ann Coulter. What she won't say has yet to be determined,because thus far nothing is out of bounds for the extremist spinster.

She used the word "faggot" as worthy of appellation for John Edwards, and conservatives who have tried hard to discriminate legally against gays expressed fury and dismay. That is a faulty ploy.

Ignore her, that is the plan. When she says something that causes outrage, respond by saying you hadn't heard it and don't care to. Her light of hatred grows dim if no one sees it.

A child of a gated community whose father busted unions of third world miners may not be able to judge others fairly and honestly. A woman who has never married or has ever had children may not be able to understand the family values she espouses.

Eventually,she will just be a crazy old lady who will finally tick off so many people that everyone stops listening. Bill Maher has dropped her, the Today Show dropped her,she only has her own website to express her written views. Hell, I have a website, read mine, not hers.