IMHO

If 58% of Americans want the war to end, who is the GOP speaking for when they vote against the non binding resolution?

Attention Fox News: The Daily Show makes fun of both sides, your new political satire show only trashes the left. That is not satire,that is an extension of your regular programming.

By the way, Fox News: If Ann Coulter was any stiffer in your ad for this show, she could have been stored in a pool cue case.

Rush delivered his lines well, but I can tell that personal chef cooking health foods for him must have received his walking papers.

Three marriages, lived with gay guys, and pro affirmative action is just part of the reason the GOP cannot nominate Giuliani.

The religious right is ticked off at McCain. These people are awfully strict until they get caught with drugs and a male of a non discreet nature.

The mothers of two of Jason Kidd's out of wedlock children say he is a good father. Who needs to write comedy?

Try this, Senator Clinton: "I made a mistake by believing the lies perpetrated by President Bush". You get the "m" word out there and beat up on W at the same time, a win-win.

If left wing celebrities support a third party candidate, please don't insult us by saying the votes that person drew away from the Democratic candidate didn't matter. That is a lie worthy of an NRA spokesperson.

If Levin and Savage are Jews, how come they act like they're not?

Monica Crowley, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, all conservative mouthpieces, all blonde, all never married, no children. Hmmmm....How consistent.

The more I listen to Barbara Bush, the more I realize from where W gets his mean streak, and it isn't from George (The Feckless) XLI. Insensitive, elitist, and intellectually limited, it passes from mother to son. In this family, XLI is like Joseph in the Bible, an interesting adjunct, but not essential to the main plot line.

Why is it President's Day? Are we supposed to celebrate Franklin Pierce, (who,by the way is a third generation uncle of Barbara Bush) an ineffectual racist? Hooray for Warren G. Harding, a man so inept he makes W look intellectually curious! Limit it to five CIC or so, and let's not pretend we want to sit around the campfire and thrill to how Polk stole Texas from Mexico.

If a welfare mother runs afoul of the law, the right screams for sterilization. Brintey Spears is throwing up in limos and we ignore. I think K-Fed may win custody, and what does that say about this redneck Mouseketeer?