You're Not Thinking Clearly...

If you can think that Arianna is any different than a left wing Laura Ingraham. The other side universally blows,okay,I get it.
If you think that the right isn't chock filled with racists.
If you don't think that Judge Cooperman blew it in the Bell trial.
If you don't think Sharpton (up till now) did a great job of containment after the Bell verdict was read.
If you think most movie stars look better after plastic surgery.
If you aren't grateful for Maher,Colbert,and Stewart.
If you can't understand that Hillary Clinton deserves to stay in the race.
If you don't think her campaign has a lot more obsessed sycophants that Obama's.
If you don't think that Limbaugh should be arrested for attempting to incite a riot.
If you think McCain would be a candidate if he hadn't been a POW.
If you don't think that right wing media has jumped the shark.
If you think that left wing radio is radio to succeed it.
If you think Imus was really sorry.
If you think Bush cares about anyone not named Bush.
If you don't pray Jenna Bush campaigns for Obama.
If you don't want Lieberman expelled from the Democratic caucus.