Monday, November 12, 2007

The AG and Other Things

George Bush, in an attempt to validate his place as the worst POTUS ever, has appointed some horribly incompetent people to important positions. There was Rice,Rumsfeld,Cheney,Gonzales,Brown,and almost Meiers and Kerik. So,when a half a fool like Mukaskey is put up,and there is only a year to go,I guess Schumer thought,okay , I know this guy,and live in the comfort that I know him and he won't look the other way on illegalities.
What scared me is does he mean what civilized people think is illegal,or what George Bush,the sociopath,thinks is illegal?

No more illegal guns,show a sack and go after the NRA. How many mothers have to cry and tremble while they show a picture of their teenage son laid down by guns that got here illegally while the head of the NRA smiles at those on a watch list getting armed. Your right to own a gun is obviated by the right of that child to live.

If Bush isn't stupid,then why is everything going wrong? I mean everything.

If a Black kid hits another car and has reefer,Glenn Beck screams for justice. Brittney Spears does the same thing,and.......

Sunday, November 11, 2007

STOP IT

Sam's Show is at Broadway Comedy Club
W.53rd btw. 8th and 9th
at 6:00 PM
December 2,2007 (A Sunday)
Ten bucks a head (plus a drink minimum)

Giuliani slurps up Pat Robertson...what won't he do,seriously,what act of selling out won't he perpetrate?

Of course impeach Cheney,what could go wrong? Just watching him snarl is a boost in the ratings, and with a writer's strike going on,this is reality TV like no other.

She killed her boss and then went to the funeral? That Stein woman sure aroused mixed emotions.

These are the Yankees, so merely making it to the playoffs is not enough return on their investment. That is why Torre is gone, and it is why A-Rod can split and no one weeps. Nice stats,but there was no delivery in the clutch,none. So take A-Rod,Inc. and lose somewhere else.

There are forty-seven million people with no health care coverage. If Hillary Clinton never left a tip again and half of these millions of people became insured,would that be okay,or would her enemies like to sidetrack you with some other unimportant crap? A tip was left,a generous one. And the waitress involved said it was no biggie,that there are other important issues. Listen to her.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

NEWS!!!!!!

Positive talks with a station in the area,stay tuned,literally!

State Department finds Blackwater did no harm. Oh,so those are Swiss cheese holes in the Iraqi guards.

New Jerseyites gave the heave-ho to stem cell. One day when you are too sick to give the heave-ho,you'll regret this.

Ten years of solid ratings and popularity,and Curtis & Kuby get the heave-ho (today's word). Now stop wondering why they don't give hosts a farewell moment.

Oh,A-Rod,please leave town,please send that ego out west. If he signs with a crappy team,we will then know it has always been about the money.

MSNBC was right to give Rosie the heave-ho (ta da!!!!). Eventually,she would earn a huge fine. There is no governor, she says it and whatever the result is the result. Watch her daytime show,the guests barely got "hello" in. Rarely does a network take a talent,put them on the air,and build an audience with them. MSNBC did that with Olbermann,they should keep doing it.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Still Talking

The fine people in NJ want to know if I can muster advertisers. I have a great idea about advertisers, and if you are interested,let me know. The project is citizen advertisers,and it provides the listener a chance to participate. See you on Dec. 2 to explain more.

1)Hillary's lead eroding
2)Pelosi's leadership exploding
3)Pakistan crisis foreboding
4)Rosie to MSNBC unloading

So the Patriots' Belechick is a prick? How unusual for a football coach.
If Isiah Thomas was POTUS,he'd have been impeached.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Here is What is Happening

Here is the latest: There is a long thread in the NY Radio Message Board about hosts not being allowed to say goodbye,just abruptly being taken off the air.
Still talking to the fine people in New Jersey,I will keep you posted,literally....
Come see SAM AND FRIENDS at Broadway Comedy Club (318 W. 53rd between 8th and 9th).
on Sunday, December 2, at 6:00pm. Tickets are $10 and I believe a two drink minimum.....You will learn all about WWRL,and what else is going on in radio.....
I love this newspeak,"you weren't fired,the show was cancelled". If I didn't leave on my own,I was fired. If the show didn't stay on the air,that means they wanted someone to replace me,which means I was fired. No,I am not angry about being fired,I am simply amazed that this bull get circulated with no one laughing out loud.

Friday, November 2, 2007

More Good News

We are being audited! By phone next week,we are being audited. Just Barbara,me,and our accountant on a phone conference with Stephanie,the mysterious IRS agent.

Don't be hard on Bey & Riley,they didn't hire themselves. When you see my one man show,you will further grasp the working conditions at WWRL.

We don't torture? Then can I waterboard your Dad? You don't even KNOW what constitutes torture,your reply,is "It's in the Law books". You have no idea, typical for you,Georgie boy.

Mrs. Bush wears a headscarf in the Middle East,it is respectful. Pelosi does it,and O' Reilly gets more excited than when he has a loofah on his testicles while paying $3.95 a minute for a date with "Tiffany".

How many mediocre AGs can Bush give us before we realize that he is incompetent?

Rudy says that no one on the Dem side has used the phrase "Islamofascist",not one. How controlling can you be? Now he wants to tell people how to talk,what to say. I don't recall any GOP candidates saying "adulterer" or "bad father",yet there Rudy is.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Update

Well,the boss wanted a meeting at 9:00 AM,and I thought it was a "here's what you're doing wrong" meeting. Since I don't agree with the purpose of meetings, (to let people think you're actually busy) I said I couldn't make it. Then I was offered a meeting time of 3, and I said no, I have to pick Cassie up. So then we agreed on eleven on the phone. Eleven,twelve,one and two came and went. Finally, at 2:01,the phone rang,and Rennie said,let's have the meeting at two-thirty,it will only take five minutes. THAT'S when I knew I was going to be fired. For about ten seconds,my heart pounded and my head throbbed,and then it subsided,and I realized I was happy to be leaving. If they were firing me,they would be happy without me,and I sure as heck didn't want to be working in a place where that was true,so I was happy as well.
One day I will have a comedy club gig,and I will tell you what life was like at 'RL,so stay tuned.