I am sitting here at 6:06 AM wondering:
How can the NY Post say Paris Hilton gets too much ink and put her on page three ahead of Lady Bird's death?
At what point will Rosie O' Donnell say something so mean,so vile, and so unrepentant tht she loses even the faithful?
Will the White House circle the grounds with troops to prevent handing over damaging documents?
Would you stay at a restaurant if you heard the host announce: "Table for Bin Laden,table for Bin Laden"?
Why does it take so much courage to stand up to the NRA? Don't people on the Hill know that if you stand up to a bully,they back down (assuming the bully isn't armed)?
If a Senator visits a brothel and just wants to talk,he is wasting taxpayers money. For $3.95 a minute,there are many women who will gladly chat with you.
If A-Rod's wife sat in my stadium with an obscenity on her shirt,she would be asked to either change shirts or leave,and if he didn't like it,he could leave.
Little Kim turned thirty-two yesterday...acts like it,huh?
PacMan Jones gets pulled over in a car with license plates that don't match the car...OK,I give up,he is stupid.
Donald Trump's fat jokes about O'Donnell would be funnier if he A)didn't always trash women almost exclusively and B)weren't fat himself.
Is it me,or does Michael Chertoff look like the crypt keeper?
My friend Dave is a realty lawyer,can HE be attorney general too?
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