A Slate Supreme

How bad a job would Obama have to do to lose to thse swells?

Sarah Palin---Assets,really pretty,good speaker,poses with family well.
Doesn't read,presided as mayor over a drug addled city,presides as governor over
the state that leads the nation in rape. Preaches morality while raising who had unprotected sex at sicteen years of age and has a baby out of wedlock to boot. Decries Letterman's joke while saying Obama is a friend to terrorists.

Michael Huckabee---anti choice,anti evolution,pro gun,pro tax breaks for the wealthy,pro torture.

Mitt Romney---Couldn't deliver a good speech in a UPS package. Made the great quote that while Americans were dying in uniform,his sons were performing equivalent public serivce by working on his campaign.

Rudolph Giuliani---Used the tragedy of 9/11 to propel himself into the spotlight. Married a cousin, ditched his second wife while publicly dating his lover and used city cops to body guard her. Couldn't garner a Black vote if he changed his name to Rudy Luther King,jr.

Newt Gingrich---Negotiated a divorce with a wife suffering from cancer. Negotiated a divorce with a wife suffering from MS. Lambasted Clinton for seducing an intern while he did the exact same thing. Prides himself on internet expertise, but didn't know that Twitters could be made public.

Maybe the GOP thinks that you have to destroy the house before you can rebuild it. If so,these four political whiz bangs are Termites in Waiting

Here Come The Buzzards

Michael Jackson has not been dead for one hundred hours,and here come the buzzards,flying over the carrion of his soul.
Rabbi Boteach and spiritualist Chopra and other experts who know nothing (forgive the obvious contradiction) yakking as if they know,yakking as if they care.
Boteach and Chopra prattle on about their friend Michael. Really? A friend would have stepped in and stopped the drug usage,the needless plastic surgery, a friend would have let Michael seek real counseling to erase the demons of the horrible life perpetrated upon him by his father.
He will never rest in peace as long as there is a dime to be made, a lecture fee to be collected, a television camera to be focused on his "friends". May we all be spared such friends.